Post Party Weight Over 9000
I’d forgotten all about this Edward Scissorhands jacket I had, so finding it at the back of my closet was a pleasant surprise.
My mom gave me new mismatched canvas slip ons, because my old ones (which had a lion on one shoe and a zebra on the other, both on a safari landscape) were getting ratty.
These new slip-ons have a boat on a stormy night on one shoe, and exotic elephants and toucans on the other, perhaps to tell a mini-story of traveling to strange and foreign lands on the other side of the vast ocean. I love my shoes, lol.
2011 was a good year. I gained so much weight over the holidays, so one of my resolutions is to exercise like crazy!
Here’s a fat me screaming (distant memory-like, so I can pretend it’s already in the far past): OY! I’M SWEARING OFF SODA AND RICE AND SWEETS AND I’M GUNNA GO BACK TO MY SEXXXAY SELF YOU’LL SEEEEeeeeeeeEeeEeeee………..
