The Boy: Hi what’s for breakfast plz
ME: Beans! Yay!
The Boy: HNOOOOO DON’T WANT BEANS!
ME: But beans are yummy!
The Boy: Feel my cheek. There’s a tear rolling down.
Me: I DON’T FEEL NO STUPID TEAR
The Boy: THAT’S BECAUSE I’M CRYING INSIDE MY SOUL!!!
Things The Boy and I Say, here.
I think that if I was a DJ, you know, like on a radio show, lots of people would probably kill themselves during my shift.
— The Boy, while playing The Whaler from Thrice
*me riding in the back of Miguel’s Chevy while The Boy rides shotgun
Migs: Nah dude I like this run better because (I tune him out)
The Boy: Oh you know what I’m playing now that’s fucking awesome?
The Boy: Only Alien Swarm.
Me: you know what’s the easiest way to ruin something epic?
The Boy: What
Me: Add “ingks” to it
Migs: Oh no
Me: ALIEN SWARMINGKS
The Boy: Why do you hate me
Me: LOL YAY #RUIN YOUR NERD LIFE
I think their drummer might be a little crazy.
— The Boy, while listening to his Toe album