Beans for Breakfast
The Boy: Hi what’s for breakfast plz
ME: Beans! Yay!
The Boy: HNOOOOO DON’T WANT BEANS!
ME: But beans are yummy!
The Boy: Feel my cheek. There’s a tear rolling down.
Me: I DON’T FEEL NO STUPID TEAR
The Boy: THAT’S BECAUSE I’M CRYING INSIDE MY SOUL!!!
Things The Boy and I Say, here.
The Boy: Every time I take my headset off, the scotch tape I put on it so it doesn't fall apart unsticks itself and takes a chunk of my hair off
Jad: I told you to get a new one. I HAVE ZERO SYMPATHY FOR YOU. Get a new headset, you stubborn goat
The Boy: I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!!!!!
The Boy: Kim Jong IL is dead, man
Alex: Too bad he wasn't called Kim Jong Healthy
I think that if I was a DJ, you know, like on a radio show, lots of people would probably kill themselves during my shift.
The Boy, while playing The Whaler from Thrice
What greeted me on Skype this fine Friday morning.
Butch Mapa: ugh they woke up at the same time again
Butch Mapa: what an annoying couple
Jad Montenegro: John, edit this irreverent plebe
Alex Cipriano: Johns probably dreaming of ponies
Butch Mapa: WHO YOU CALLIN A PUBE?!?!?!
Alex Cipriano: John: mumblmumble ponies! mumblenumble
Butch Mapa: john has a pony fetish?
Butch Mapa: he has a thing for ass... ass?
Jad Montenegro: stop giving butch ideas lol
Alex Cipriano: Lol, butch has a dirty mind
Butch Mapa: John spanks his monkey... to donkeys???
Jad Montenegro: omg Y U ON FIRE TODAY
Alex Cipriano: Remind me to give you hydrogen peroxide for xmas
Butch Mapa: (dammit what rhymes with "mule?")
Yani Amor: you are an old man and a fule
The Boy: This stupid spitcurl keeps poking me in the eye every time the fan blows in my direction
Me: Use one of my hairclips
Me: But it is black and manly
Me: gayness reduced by almost 80%
Me: I won't think you're gay
The Boy: I'LL THINK I'M GAY
Me: JUST USE THE STUPID CLIP
The Boy: NO I'D RATHER BE DRIVEN INSANE BY THIS CURL
Me: You know what's gay in the first place?
Me: And you know who has curls?
The Boy: I'm not wearing the stupid clip.
*me riding in the back of Miguel’s Chevy while The Boy rides shotgun
Migs: Nah dude I like this run better because (I tune him out)
The Boy: Oh you know what I’m playing now that’s fucking awesome?
The Boy: Only Alien Swarm.
Me: you know what’s the easiest way to ruin something epic?
The Boy: What
Me: Add “ingks” to it
Migs: Oh no
Me: ALIEN SWARMINGKS
The Boy: Why do you hate me
Me: LOL YAY #RUIN YOUR NERD LIFE
Me: So when are we going to do our movie review podcast?
The Boy: I'm still thinking of the method we'll do the podcast in.
Me: RECORDIIIIIINNNNNGGGG I WANT A PODCAAAAAAST
The Boy: I mean, should we do it around a table, or on skype?
The Boy: I'm still thinking of the method we'll do the podcast in... I mean, should we do it on skype, or around a table?
The Boy: I'm still--WTF IT'S A GODDAMN MOEBIUS STRIP
more things The Boy and I say: http://jadmontenegro.tumblr.com/tagged/convo
Skype Is Like Life
Me: WTF your skype notifs're going crazy, I could hear it going WOOT WOOT WOOT
The Boy: haha yeah that was my group convo
Me: You know you can turn off the sound for that, right?
The Boy: It's like everyone is constantly impressed by everything I type
The Boy: It's like the real world, in a way
More Things The Boy and I Say: http://jadmontenegro.tumblr.com/tagged/convo
The Boy: You don't understand, baby. Having Joe Madureira draw Avenging Spiderman which comes out this November is like having an old ex girlfriend come back
Me: I can't believe I'm actually listening to this
The Boy: No no no and Stuart Immonen is like, the current girlfriend
The Boy: Yeah and Joe Mad is the ex girlfriend with whom sex was always great
The Boy: And now she's back and I dunno how to feel about the current girlfriend and I kind of wanna cheat on her
Me: You know this is so going on my tumblr
The Boy: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
I think their drummer might be a little crazy.
The Boy, while listening to his Toe album