The Cons of Dyed Hair

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*Best read with a sense of humor. Remember, all this applies to the author too! :P

So you researched everything about colored hair and now you have an unnaturally colored head. You are happy. You want to let the whole world know that you have colored hair. Welcome to the world of dyed hair, where you can officially join the thousands of denizens on tumblr who post pics of themselves making blank creepy faces at their webcam. That includes me, btw. We’re all weird on Tumblr, s’why we’re there.

Two days after you dyed your hair, you now see some immediate cons to your bright hair, ruining an otherwise perfect world:

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Screencap of the DOTA game I just finished playing. This is a perfect example of how big a nerd everyone I know is. :|
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CAN ALSO BE USED AS A TRAVEL WATERPROOF SANDWICH CASE COVER
OMG. the things people sell online. HAHAHAHAHAHA
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thefrogman:

Late night wisdom. Good night. 


The man speaks true, and with the wisdom of the ages.
Best Instagram Quote Rebuttals

sarahramora:

This Is Totally How Ke$ha Got Famous. »

This website auto-tunes your voice no matter how much you SUCK.

I’m friggin serious. I tried.

Choose the Dirty South Rap setting for maximum non-suckiness.

You could be the next Ke$ha.

F’realz.

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According to The Boy, it’s a peek into our married future. :P

more prenup photos here.
classics:

classics2:

yerawizardharry:

Oh my god. I’m sorry there’s no source, I just found this on my computer and I have tears of laughter streaming down my face.



IM DYING OVER HERE
usually i am not one to jump on meme bandwagons but i had to

hypnotique:

fuckyeahwonders:

lets get married please

OMG LOL BRB DYING

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What’s wrong with this picture? Lol.
[reference.]
Lol courtesy of Tbear.
More awesome Venn Diagrams over heeyah.

Animals That Are Better Than You

Can you eat a seal? Huh? Huh? Well can ya?

thefrogman:

Kitty containment fail. 
(icanhascheezburger / I scoff at)

SQUEE <3
GLOBE UNLICALLS

The Boy: Ok so Globe’s fucked up my unlicalls and I can’t register tonight. I have a couple hundred bucks just sitting in my phone creds tho

Me: Oh ok, if you can’t register then send me 25 bucks and I’ll do the registering, and unlicall you instead for a day. Same difference

The Boy: Ooooh why do you want to unlicall me, are you planning to say naughty things to me? *expectant smiling face

Me: no I jus—

The Boy: BOOOOORING!!!

More Things The Boy and I Say

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