*Best read with a sense of humor. Remember, all this applies to the author too! :P
So you researched everything about colored hair and now you have an unnaturally colored head. You are happy. You want to let the whole world know that you have colored hair. Welcome to the world of dyed hair, where you can officially join the thousands of denizens on tumblr who post pics of themselves making blank creepy faces at their webcam. That includes me, btw. We’re all weird on Tumblr, s’why we’re there.
Two days after you dyed your hair, you now see some immediate cons to your bright hair, ruining an otherwise perfect world:
This website auto-tunes your voice no matter how much you SUCK.
I’m friggin serious. I tried.
Choose the Dirty South Rap setting for maximum non-suckiness.
You could be the next Ke$ha.
lets get married please
OMG LOL BRB DYING
The Boy: Ok so Globe’s fucked up my unlicalls and I can’t register tonight. I have a couple hundred bucks just sitting in my phone creds tho
Me: Oh ok, if you can’t register then send me 25 bucks and I’ll do the registering, and unlicall you instead for a day. Same difference
The Boy: Ooooh why do you want to unlicall me, are you planning to say naughty things to me? *expectant smiling face
Me: no I jus—
The Boy: BOOOOORING!!!