*Best read with a sense of humor. Remember, all this applies to the author too! :P
So you researched everything about colored hair and now you have an unnaturally colored head. You are happy. You want to let the whole world know that you have colored hair. Welcome to the world of dyed hair, where you can officially join the thousands of denizens on tumblr who post pics of themselves making blank creepy faces at their webcam. That includes me, btw. We’re all weird on Tumblr, s’why we’re there.
Two days after you dyed your hair, you now see some immediate cons to your bright hair, ruining an otherwise perfect world: